There are certain wedding problems that every bride has to solve. Brides across the board are faced with the task of seating charts, menu planning and how on earth to describe “dusty-sea-foamy-but-more-grass-green-than-ocean-blue-with-a-little-sparkle” to their bridesmaids. One of the big issues that brides deal with is the question of ring bearers and flower girls.

Kids are notoriously unreliable, and will either add a new level of cute, or a new level of meltdown to any weddi...